Try These Pickup Lines

  • I need some Pepcid AC, because you make my heart burn.
  • Wow, a rose on a stick! And I'm just a thorn . . . Do you realize we're beautiful together?
  • Do you want an Australian kiss? It's just like a French kiss, but it's down under!
  • If you were a president, you would be "Babe-ra-ham Lincoln."
  • My shoes are having a party later. Why don't your pants come on down?