Try These Pickup Lines

  • You're the best looking girl I've seen in a while.
  • Drop the zero and get with a hero, baby.
  • My magic watch tells me you're not wearing any underwear. (She replies, "Yes, I am!") Sorry, must be an hour fast!
  • Excuse me, but I think I dropped something . . . My jaw!
  • Roses are red; the sun is gold. I'll get on my knees and do as I'm told.